The State of English Pub is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.343 billion English Pubians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The very strong English Pubian economy, worth a remarkable 1,012 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 52,330 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 355,785 per year while the poor average 2,811, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The government is reining in public spending, voting is voluntary, all tariffs have been abolished, and English Pub has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. English Pub's national animal is the deer.

English Pub is ranked 119,984^th in the world and 3^rd in Saint Peter Port for Most Beautiful Environments, with 540.05 pounds of wildlife per square mile.