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The Republic of Ergtrini

“Take yuh wine and ride out”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lazarus

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Ergtrini

Population1.19 billion

CapitalThe Black Tower
LeaderMazrim The Black Dragon

Currencytaim
Animalrag

The Republic of Ergtrini is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Mazrim The Black Dragon with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.19 billion Ergtrinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Black Tower. The average income tax rate is 41.7%.

The powerhouse Ergtrinian economy, worth 128 trillion taims a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,322 taims, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process, organ donation rates have hit a new low, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ergtrini's national animal is the rag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ergtrini is ranked 52,851st in the world and 1,040th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 178.18462207288 Days.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,181stMost Influential: 4,633rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,623rdTop
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Best Weather: 10,325thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,148thHealthiest Citizens: 11,390thSafest: 11,732ndMost Pacifist: 11,990thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,011thMost Inclusive: 12,223rdNicest Citizens: 12,846thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,127thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,412th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 132nd in the regionMost Influential: 143rd in the regionTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 316th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 533rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, organ donation rates have hit a new low.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, citizens are remarkably well involved in the political process.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, weapons are only sold to foreign governments that are legitimate enough to not bounce the cheque.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, the EBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, Mazrim The Black Dragon's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
  • : Following new legislation in Ergtrini, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.

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