The State of Espana Verde is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 15.468 billion Espana Verdeans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong Espana Verdean economy, worth 889 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 57,499 betales, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and Espana Verde has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Espana Verde's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Espana Verde is ranked 139,311^th in the world and 216^th in United States of America for Safest, scoring 64.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.