Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Europe
Population | 5.258 billion |
Capital | Moscow |
Leader | Shavkat Mirziyoyev |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | Eurasian brown bear |
The Federation of Sovietskogo Soyuz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Shavkat Mirziyoyev with an iron fist, and notable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.258 billion Soviets are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moscow. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Soviet economy, worth a remarkable 1,068 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 203,129 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
Government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sovietskogo Soyuz's national animal is the Eurasian brown bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sovietskogo Soyuz is ranked 15,079th in the world and 240th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 327.96 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, motorists' locations are constantly tracked by intelligence and law enforcement agencies.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, government agents scour baking periodicals for subversive recipes.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Sovietskogo Soyuz, the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
- : Sovietskogo Soyuz lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 160 » New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Nardin, Bastile, Saarenmaa, Raghallaigh, Dakea, The New Nordic Union, Invernessia, Iceagea, An Clar, Northern German Federation, Elisabethshagen, Meropis, UGBK, Agausia, Thracia Republic, Dauershire, Superior Saxonia, Slavatania, The Scandinavian Realm, Yahlia, The Champions League, Irminsulia, Kkorea, Wombelland, Icoland, Leblancroux, Weltbeherrschung, Leistrona, Walfo, Outer Sparta, Kebabian States, Rary, Ostermarch, Zulrich, Great Clucky, East Ase Palmars, Pilipinas and Malaya, Northern Socialist States, Konzhov, Dizgovzy, Gliesetonia, Aroale, Quaxoglia, Druznia, Union of the Golden Horde, Quentenia, St Scarlett, Neurks Boodal, and 110 others.Katuris, Isla Rural, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Foudina, Someseni, Brakanistan, Granevia, Calicov, Iquerian, Estonesia, Southern Whateverlandia, Wooloo Unitedstrtes, Imperium Anglorum, Elestansa, Ortigia, Ottterland, Salwonia, Maritzal, Rome Ruzalls, Wiener-Neustadt, New Vorarlberg, Alharatz, Chronus, Jahass, Karnea, Makykay, North of Americas, The AbelLandia, The Konderland, United Kingdom of Karpathia, Bareu, Dark Matter, Nea Europa, Super Happy Land, Empire of Draconia, Brujstan, Trixeland, Falvaard, Astaraion, Leranditale, Quicksan, Skalliad, Carignanum, Orsik, Basque Dominion, Greater Bahland, Istastioner, Armbruster, Aresetia, Robbonia, Francoguese, Spruce, Jim the Baptist, Republic of Auctoritas, Saint Asperes, Arsenial, Drembler, Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Kanokla, Montecrux, Thracia and Crimea, Termendor, Ferranghia, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Fliptastic, The Full Moon, United Communes of Chile, Agartia, Greater Tiberia, Scytharum, The Templar Papal New State, Cambany, Namsan, Wyndland, Pupunese, Apocalypse Borg, Kronverg, Woodlands, Lagene, Potatopelago, Narmocrana, Der Deutscher Volksbund, Westkapelle, Argenmenia, X Country, Sodarnia, Scutarie, Convilla, DeNorSweLand, Faack, CSB SA Union, Saint Von Artemis, Kalebo, Soveriegn, Parsininsa, Western Balkania, Vurk, Cold edge, Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo, Holy Europe Empire, Javya, Greater Switzstria, Demterrsty, United Serbian States USS, and New Vardarland.