Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Frightening |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Widely Abused |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Europeia
Population | 21.45 billion |
Capital | Raging Coolidgetopia |
Leader | a Panda that wandered into the Capitol |
Currency | Dispatch |
Animal | Journalist |
The Panda's Federal Republic of Europeia Dispatch Office is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Panda that wandered into the Capitol with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 21.45 billion Dispatchers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Raging Coolidgetopia. The average income tax rate is 33.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Europeian economy, worth a remarkable 3,717 trillion Dispatches a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,324 Dispatches, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.
Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Raging Coolidgetopia Natural History Museum, fruit market traders let their stock spoil rather than reduce their prices at the day's end, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and the nation's prisons are touted as the best weight loss programs money can't buy. Crime is well under control. Europeia Dispatch Office's national animal is the Journalist, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Europeia Dispatch Office is ranked 5,638th in the world and 21st in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 8,110.67 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Europeia Dispatch Office altered its national flag.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary, Highest Food Quality, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most Influential, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office altered its national flag.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office published "UPC and Sanjurika elected" (Bulletin: News).
- : Europeia Dispatch Office published "Frontier Fears: Atlanticana Opts for Security over Growth" (Bulletin: News).
- : Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Europeia Dispatch Office published "An Interview with Vor: Success, Advice, and Some Mushy Appreciation" (Bulletin: News).