The Ascended Peoples of The Holy Utopian Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Santa Venerado Francisco Kingsley with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.564 billion Utopians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of La Tierra Promiteda. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Utopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,933 trillion Evirías a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,242 Evirías, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Utopian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, small businesses are gobbled up almost daily by corporate giants, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Holy Utopian Republic's national animal is the Ispaniyan Aguila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sanquis Catholicism.

The Holy Utopian Republic is ranked 242,301^st in the world and 4,351^st in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.62 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.