The Federal Republic of Ezellohar is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 8.14 billion Ezelloharians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Ezelloharian economy, worth 334 trillion Feanorian Gems a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,059 Feanorian Gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ezellohar's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Ezellohar is ranked 132,507^th in the world and 56^th in Middle Earth for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.