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The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar

“Goodnight, Everybody!” Yakko Warner

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Cinnibar

Population21.751 billion

CapitalVacant Lot
LeaderYakko Warner
Faith$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.751 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,890 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 287,477th in the world and 6,187th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Influential: 792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,412thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2,922ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,532ndMost Cultured: 5,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,247thMost Pacifist: 6,550thBest Weather: 7,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,390thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,396thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,488thHealthiest Citizens: 7,589thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,658thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,695thHighest Food Quality: 7,783rdMost Developed: 7,892ndNicest Citizens: 9,782ndMost Stationary: 9,930thSmartest Citizens: 11,305thHighest Economic Output: 11,940thMost Inclusive: 13,407thLargest Populations: 13,600thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,302ndLowest Crime Rates: 14,331stTop
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Safest: 15,884thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,613thLargest Governments: 17,168thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,880thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,329thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,999thMost Devout: 25,919thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,748thMost Efficient Economies: 29,173rd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 326th in the regionMost Pacifist: 330th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 390th in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 478th in the regionNicest Citizens: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 585th in the regionMost Devout: 633rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 635th in the region

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