Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: All-Consuming |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
Population | 783 million |
Capital | Garden City |
Leader | Lord Tesco |
Currency | Meal Deal |
Animal | Clubcard |
The Federal Republic of Tesco Aisle 17 is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Tesco with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 783 million Tesconians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Garden City. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Tesconian economy, worth 78.7 trillion Meal Deals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,480 Meal Deals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
College athletes are arrested for selling lemonade, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and Lord Tesco has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tesco Aisle 17's national animal is the Clubcard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tesco Aisle 17 is ranked 67,805th in the world and 1,953rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 112.46 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tesco Aisle 17 changed its national leader to "Lord Tesco".
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, Lord Tesco has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, the nation is noticeably more cheerful on Tuesdays.
- : Following new legislation in Tesco Aisle 17, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 endorsed The Grand Emirate of Juba.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Vendonesam.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
- : Tesco Aisle 17 was endorsed by The Grand Emirate of Juba.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 107 » Hyphen, Shibutani, Aerilia, Neptunian Military Administration, New Atlantico, Chipoli, Petronellania, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, Alogiada, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Great Bights Mum, Castle In Confidence, Corfad, Nouvel Empire, Catalis, Arucaria, Aguaria Major, Laurendon, Bardopia, Jenha, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Loutsland, Bedsonya, Laforeia, Fran Advar, Jeltronian WA Mission, Ethnon, Esperonia, Votak Matim, Pinky Queen, Deliber, CyberEgypt, Notyoutopia, South Parter, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Rex Republic, Armonker, New Cordyceps, Zandos, Mystiquelle, Kandorith, Republiqueducroissant, Eurocom, United Orange Valley States, Zelenaya Dolina, IHateRights, Bagojo, Former English Colony, and 57 others.Illusia and Neverendia, Kranostav, Love Shack, Wineclaw, Siwale, Russila, Furballland, Xagill, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Darkanistan, Sil Dorsett, McMasterdonia, Germanic Cat, Wellate, Arostica, Valiacorkit, Kainin, Oannia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Valentine Z, Ayuzhhhhh, Kwaj, Halsoni, United Kahndaq, Dreadton, North Bratislava, PwRepublic, Texaska, PotatoFarmers, Koda-Land, Marlducro, The New Oceanic States, Aoncarpa, Joevala, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Ubeland, Altivia, New Lakemba, Dillimore, Ishtimbine, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Tragesch Firwat, Simone Republic, Stal Valley, Wolffoxia, Hikki, Northern Zorbrasnka, Sechiole, Juba, and Vendonesam.