The Autocracy of Fijian Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Lucius Domitius Aurelianus with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 14.666 billion Fijians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Environment are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fijian Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,098 trillion Denarii a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 211,278 Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Lucius Domitius Aurelianus's good looks and intellectual prowess, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, the pursuit of wanted criminals ends at the entrance of the pay'n'spray garage as police refuse to enter any private property, and men are expected to stay home to fix funny noises in the attic. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Fijian Islands's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sol Invictus.

Fijian Islands is ranked 278,361^st in the world and 3^rd in The Cretanja Queendom for Safest, scoring 6.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.