The Democratian refounder of Fire Eaters is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Peacelord Suth with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 20.091 billion Eaters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democracity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.9%.

The strong Eater economy, worth a remarkable 1,150 trillion Fires a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 57,274 Fires, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, glamping Eaters won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and punitive tariffs protect local industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fire Eaters's national animal is the Fire, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fire Worship.

Fire Eaters is ranked 142,311^th in the world and 7^th in Democratia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,326.92 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.