The Democrat Socialist Republic of Marxist Land of Peoples is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7 billion Marxists are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marx. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient a Marxist economy, worth a remarkable 1,196 trillion Stars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 170,885 Stars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, the nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, the people elect the Supreme Court justices directly, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime is totally unknown. Marxist Land of Peoples's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Marxist Land of Peoples is ranked 5,971^st in the world and 88^th in The Leftist Assembly for Safest, scoring 128.54 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.