by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front

“When the ground shakes, we fight back”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Very Strong
Political Freedoms:
Corrupted

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Caffeinated Confederation

OverviewFactbookPoliciesPeopleGovernmentEconomyRankTrendCards

NorPac Liberation Front

Population529 million

CapitalSpokane

Currencycoffee cup
Animalweaponized moose

The Cascadian Confederation of NorPac Liberation Front is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its state-planned economy, unlimited-speed roads, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 529 million Cascadians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Spokane. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cascadian economy, worth 42.6 trillion coffee cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 80,517 coffee cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, Leader's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Spokane. Crime is totally unknown. NorPac Liberation Front's national animal is the weaponized moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

NorPac Liberation Front is ranked 157,585th in the world and 17th in The Caffeinated Confederation for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 314.2 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Highest Drug Use: 817thTop
5%
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,294thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,045thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,366thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,698thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,906thNicest Citizens: 13,039thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,072ndTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 14,749thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,825thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,185thSafest: 19,145thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,491stMost Advanced Public Education: 20,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,125thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 22,367thMost Politically Free: 23,337thSmartest Citizens: 24,284thBest Weather: 25,752ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,399thHighest Food Quality: 27,660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 28,621st
Top
5%
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Most Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 1 » Heavens Fall.

Report