The Commonwealth of Ignormus is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Horatio Terminator Jones with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.554 billion Ignormusians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Hampter. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Ignormusian economy, worth 643 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 180,981 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many marriages go virtually unconsummated, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime is totally unknown. Ignormus's national animal is the hampter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Hampterism.

Ignormus is ranked 284,566^th in the world and 6,881^st in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 0.39 flags saluted per person per day.