The Federation of Katiskadia is a small, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cynical population of 45 million Katiskadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Katiskadian economy, worth 2.38 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 52,875 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and it takes all playtime for children to locate their friends among two hundred identical heads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Katiskadia's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Katiskadia is ranked 244,071^st in the world and 6^th in Everforge for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.06 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.