The United Kingdom of The Union of The People of Britannia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Charles III with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.046 billion Brits are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse British economy, worth 243 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 119,238 Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Union of The People of Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

The Union of The People of Britannia is ranked 8,989^th in the world and 447^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 122.72 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.