The People's Republic of The United Fellnol Peoples is a massive, safe nation, ruled by the General Secretary with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.657 billion Fellnols are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Portage. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Fellnol economy, worth 626 trillion quils a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 171,386 quils, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects, advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The United Fellnol Peoples's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The United Fellnol Peoples is ranked 283,458^th in the world and 6,038^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -13.11 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.