The Armed Republic of TOALSORA is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Maximus Honorius with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 4.827 billion TOALSORAians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toalsora City. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse TOALSORAian economy, worth 486 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,807 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, picnickers are lucky if a few wasps are the only animals that trouble them, government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, and eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. TOALSORA's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

TOALSORA is ranked 31,305^th in the world and 1,143^rd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 213.49 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.