The Papal Nation of Francisco I is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Francisco I with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 24.332 billion Catholics are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vatican City. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Catholic economy, worth 738 trillion Talents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 30,360 Talents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the nation's diplomatic missives are now delivered via sniper rifle, Francisco I has designated Vatican City as its capital city, and Francisco I has just been declared ruler of Francisco I in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Francisco I's national animal is the horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Francisco I is ranked 18,012^th in the world and 1^st in Sabeltopia for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,257.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.