The Good News of Freedom founder is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Princess Free with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The devout population of 25.782 billion Freedom founderians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Freetown. The average income tax rate is 75.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Freedom founderian economy, worth 573 trillion Frees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Soda Sales, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 22,257 Frees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prime real estate is devoted to wind farms and solar energy generators, cars are banned from built-up areas, Dog is one of the most popular forenames in Freedom founder, and Princess Free has just been declared ruler of Freedom founder in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freedom founder's national animal is the dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom.

Freedom founder is ranked 227,463^rd in the world and 1^st in Freedom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -5.92 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.