The Return of G I G is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lady Giggi with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of public education, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 23.297 billion G I Gians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Social Policy and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Healthcare and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giggy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.2%.

The powerhouse G I Gian economy, worth 959 trillion Euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 41,173 Euros, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,932 per year while the poor average 2,212, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts, G I G has designated Giggy as its capital city, Gigism has been named as G I G's national religion, and Lady Giggi has just been declared ruler of G I G in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. G I G's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gigism.

G I G is ranked 135,443^rd in the world and 2^nd in C197 for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 38,209.47 Standard Monetary Units.