The Stratocratic Federation of Germano-Republic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Archon Belurias Volochna Torbeh with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.176 billion Germanoes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Calpitine. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Germano economy, worth a remarkable 2,454 trillion Zans a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,147 Zans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germano-Republic's national animal is the Klorokrillia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Germano-Republic is ranked 31,423^rd in the world and 203^rd in Europe for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,826.26 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.