The MT Army Protector of GLA33 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 20.855 billion GLA33ians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped GLA33ian economy, worth 614 trillion Citas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,470 Citas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. GLA33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

GLA33 is ranked 139,699^th in the world and 1^st in Global Left Alliance for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 711.84 on the Gilded Widget Scale.