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The Interstellar Hegemony of Glorious Terran Empire

“Once Damned We Were, Glory Is Our Fate”

Category: Iron Fist Socialists
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Lazarus

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Glorious Terran Empire

Population11.196 billion

CapitalThe Imperial Palace
LeaderEmperor Tiberius I Maximus
FaithThe Imperial Personality Cult

CurrencyTerran Credit
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Interstellar Hegemony of Glorious Terran Empire is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Tiberius I Maximus with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.196 billion Imperials are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial Palace. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Terran economy, worth a remarkable 1,839 trillion Terran Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 164,336 Terran Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

New government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Glorious Terran Empire's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Imperial Personality Cult.

Glorious Terran Empire is ranked 54,165th in the world and 2,604th in Lazarus for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 572.84 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Top
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 7,791stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,677thMost Secular: 8,887thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,227thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,078thMost Developed: 11,654thLargest Governments: 12,139thLargest Retail Industry: 12,703rdLargest Welfare Programs: 13,514thSmartest Citizens: 13,576thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,669thHighest Economic Output: 14,122ndTop
10%
Most Inclusive: 17,726thHighest Average Incomes: 17,814thMost Patriotic: 18,917thLowest Crime Rates: 18,933rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,199thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,615thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,995thHighest Food Quality: 21,212thMost Cultured: 22,039thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 22,618thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,326thLongest Average Lifespans: 25,527thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,837thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26,711th
Top
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 435th in the regionMost Secular: 500th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Poor Incomes: 558th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 603rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 633rd in the regionMost Developed: 694th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 697th in the regionLargest Governments: 716th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 758th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 795th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 871st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 876th in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,042nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Glorious Terran Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Developed, Highest Economic Output, and Most Scientifically Advanced and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, you need two tenors and a coloratura contralto to sing the national anthem properly.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, hospitals in Glorious Terran Empire are too busy serving the needs of Lazarus to see Imperials.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Glorious Terran Empire, war is made in the name of love.

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