The Federation of Gonadez is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Seaburt Mahlan with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.831 billion Gonadezians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zodegane. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonadezian economy, worth a remarkable 3,730 trillion Dizons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 269,716 Dizons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The Gonadezian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", tourists outnumber citizens two to one, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gonadez's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gonadez is ranked 3,317^th in the world and 66^th in Europe for Safest, scoring 137.85 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.