The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.634 billion Gonzlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 101. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,198 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 211,019 Bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gonzlandia's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonzlandia is ranked 13,154^th in the world and 2^nd in Mordor for Highest Food Quality, scoring 142.99 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.