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The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia

“Don't start none, won't be none.” Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Mordor

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Gonzlandia

Population24.616 billion

CapitalVault 101
LeaderJoey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo

CurrencyBottlecap
AnimalDeathclaw

The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Joey Joe-Joe Junior Shabadoo with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 24.616 billion Gonzlanders enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vault 101. The average income tax rate is 1.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Gonzlandian economy, worth a remarkable 5,194 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 211,016 Bottlecaps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, one does not simply walk into the tundra, and truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gonzlandia's national animal is the Deathclaw, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Gonzlandia is ranked 19,113th in the world and 5th in Mordor for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,837.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Fattest Citizens: 541stHighest Crime Rates: 609thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 641stMost Armed: 766thMost Rebellious Youth: 888thLargest Retail Industry: 979thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,165thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,328thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,594thRudest Citizens: 1,821stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,829thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,597thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,619thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 2,964thMost Cultured: 3,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,161stHighest Economic Output: 3,174thHighest Drug Use: 3,388thMost Efficient Economies: 3,542ndMost Influential: 4,842ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,488thSmartest Citizens: 6,421stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,454thLargest Populations: 8,666thHighest Average Incomes: 8,908thMost Inclusive: 9,187thLargest Gambling Industry: 10,311thLargest Black Market: 10,574thHighest Food Quality: 13,245thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,264thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Education: 18,570thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,113thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,548thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,569thMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,784thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26,375thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 27,819thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 28,185th
Top
10%
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gonzlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Gonzlandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Gonzlandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, truancy levels are on the rise ever since school registers were banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Following new legislation in Gonzlandia, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
  • : Gonzlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and Highest Crime Rates and the Top 5% for Most Influential, Highest Food Quality, and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Gonzlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Gonzlandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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