The Commonwealth of Montenegrin Solograad is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Viva La vidavić with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.89 billion Solograadis are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Łvij. The average income tax rate is 43.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Solograadi economy, worth 111 trillion Ḫrvatska Kunas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,214 Ḫrvatska Kunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts, counselors diagnose their clients with motherboard complexes, it's never "just a game" with Solograadi sports fans, and TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Montenegrin Solograad's national animal is the Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Montenegrin Solograad is ranked 240,280^th in the world and 2^nd in The Union of Mediterranean Nations for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.09 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.