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The Five Islands of Tenana

“Bwel Bahru, Bwel Cheiru”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Page

Location: The North Pacific

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Tenana

Population7.574 billion

CapitalPittazhw Cheiru
LeaderMia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo
FaithLi'eiru Lah

Currencykoshah
Animalsilver-breasted montle

The Five Islands of Tenana is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, hatred of cheese, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.574 billion Tenahnuns enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pittazhw Cheiru. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tenanan economy, worth 759 trillion koshahs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 100,329 koshahs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, being Mia'alei Yrn'Galaasin Yl'Hiimwo has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is totally unknown. Tenana's national animal is the silver-breasted montle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Li'eiru Lah.

Tenana is ranked 289,594th in the world and 6,288th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -23.15 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 685thMost Influential: 1,497thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,522ndNicest Citizens: 1,586thMost Inclusive: 1,637thMost Pacifist: 1,785thHighest Drug Use: 1,794thBest Weather: 1,978thHighest Food Quality: 2,613thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,655thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,812thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,146thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,208thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,930thMost Cultured: 5,248thSafest: 5,580thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,061stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,071stMost Devout: 6,201stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,589thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,839thHealthiest Citizens: 8,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,967thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,113thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,810thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,416thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 16,794thNudest: 19,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,876thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,006thMost Income Equality: 23,511thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,597thMost Developed: 26,306th
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Highest Drug Use: 33rd in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 84th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 85th in the regionNicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Pacifist: 96th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 115th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 115th in the regionBest Weather: 116th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 122nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 131st in the regionMost Devout: 150th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 152nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 161st in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 254th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 270th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 290th in the regionSafest: 293rd in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 358th in the regionMost Influential: 362nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 379th in the regionNudest: 390th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 391st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 454th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 519th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 578th in the regionMost Stationary: 581st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 192 » Corfad, Great Bights Mum, North Bratislava, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Frances Francis the First of France, Oannia, Filibustra, Omicron Persei V111, Koda-Land, Dreadton, Siwale, Kwaj, Pallaith, The Rhein States, Ethnon, Loutsland, Regallio, Varisland, Kitzgos, Kranostav, Xagill, Former English Colony, Gragadoia, Inspiratus, Sil Dorsett, PotatoFarmers, Rainengrad, Simone Republic, Cobolica, The Jerichowan Country, Wilkshire, Omnistria, Wineclaw, The Zheng Dynasty, Votak Matim, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Unshleepd, Parpyduckland, AmManies, Antiyard, Laurendon, The Austro Germanic Union, Merconitonitopia, TyGerria, Chipoli, The Arverni Lands, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Intion North, and 142 others.Radicaster, Malta Comino Gozo, Thought Obliteration, Wolffoxia, Maott, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, New Trisone, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Harjad, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Vlenkenov, Dem Republic of Romania, Andstions, Etanur, Laforeia, PlanetMercury, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, TamilPesum, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Nationeer, Arucaria, Blyskalia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, Gorundu, Seenvorland, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Rinadia, Atrito, Esperonia, Singamadri, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Marlducro, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Elliniki Dhmokratia, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Northern-Kempia, New Atlantico, Frieszia, Ishtimbine, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Empy, Pannonika, Rex Republic, Valentine Z, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Crystal Creation, Petronellania, Ovekisu, Batatoland Empire, Great Ignesia, Bedsonya, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Bodhisva, Galbadiana, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Zelenaya Dolina, Kingdom of Time, Sindoesia, Saint-Dauphin, Bardopia, Neopie, Republiqueducroissant, Aerilia, Roman Empire August, Zandos, Eurocom, Alogiada, Hyphen, Neptunian Military Administration, Mystiquelle, Western Justice, Armonker, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Segesta, Bagojo, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Small Venezia, Furballland, Verderiesdre, Luminerra, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Ayuzhhhhh, Fragrancia, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Halsoni, Germanic Cat, Texaska, United Kahndaq, Nistriabar, Altivia, Aoncarpa, Opis, Vancricia, Francois Isidore, The Iron Lions, Eralan, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Northern Tatria, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Davidianian, Flegetonte, Dillimore, PwRepublic, Khoik, Picairn, Tragesch Firwat, The Resoland, Stal Valley, Bhadeshistan, Comfed, Northern Zorbrasnka, and Boylover.

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