The Republic of Ukelect is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Herald Suavey with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 7.047 billion Ukelectians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, with Law & Order, Defense, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Care. The average income tax rate is 68.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ukelectian economy, worth 570 trillion Majasaras a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,885 Majasaras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ukelectian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, Herald Suavey's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, the running costs of homeless shelters are so high that it would be cheaper to buy houses for the homeless, and both criminals and civilians are DOA. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ukelect's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Ukelect is ranked 18,543^rd in the world and 815^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,076.5 pounds of wildlife per square mile.