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The Imperial Federation of Goyanes

“Deus Vult”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Goyanes

Population11.087 billion

CapitalGojannesstad
LeaderGrand Emperor Anthony

CurrencyDram
AnimalGojan Bear

The Imperial Federation of Goyanes is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Emperor Anthony with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 11.087 billion Goyaneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gojannesstad. The average income tax rate is 19.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Goyanean economy, worth a remarkable 1,753 trillion Drams a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,150 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's most popular sport is sabotaging foreigners' hopes and dreams, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the Goyanean military, a popular saying is "a chicken for every pot and an abortion clinic on every street", and diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Goyanes's national animal is the Gojan Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Goyanes is ranked 205,302nd in the world and 8,643rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 90.85 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 703rdMost Influential: 1,098thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,949thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,363rdLargest Black Market: 7,145thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,651stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,988thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,093rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,197thBest Weather: 9,308thMost Cultured: 9,562ndHighest Economic Output: 9,621stHealthiest Citizens: 10,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,893rdNudest: 11,357thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,565thTop
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Most Stationary: 12,325thHighest Average Incomes: 12,440thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,655thMost Armed: 13,845thMost Developed: 13,991stLargest Retail Industry: 14,414thMost Efficient Economies: 14,641stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,591stSmartest Citizens: 16,930thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,305thMost Secular: 20,241stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,779th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 140th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 162nd in the regionMost Stationary: 268th in the regionLargest Black Market: 305th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 306th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 322nd in the regionNudest: 416th in the regionMost Influential: 424th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 443rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 455th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 485th in the regionMost Armed: 490th in the regionMost Cultured: 494th in the regionTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 518th in the regionBest Weather: 538th in the regionLargest Populations: 541st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 587th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 589th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 590th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 633rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 705th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 726th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 751st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 758th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 791st in the regionMost Developed: 792nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 892nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 984th in the region

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