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The Warforce of Gozira

“Maim Them, Kill Them, Smash Them, Crush Them, Roar”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms

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Gozira

Population3.223 billion

CapitalMurtgore
LeaderMartial Commander Badratakor Finkrall

Currencyskull
Animalgargantuan gozik massacre whale

The Warforce of Gozira is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Martial Commander Badratakor Finkrall with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.223 billion gozirs are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murtgore. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient gozik economy, worth 917 trillion skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 284,698 skulls, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Gozira's national animal is the gargantuan gozik massacre whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Gozira is ranked 4,725th in the world and 51st in the Rejected Realms for Most Influential, scoring 15,608 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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1%
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 79thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 227thHighest Poor Incomes: 613thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 744thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,247thMost Secular: 1,479thLargest Black Market: 1,631stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,774thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 2,313thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,632ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,111thLargest Governments: 3,247thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,384thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,456thMost Influential: 4,725thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,748thMost Ignorant Citizens: 5,258thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,353rdLowest Crime Rates: 8,252ndMost Primitive: 9,312thMost Inclusive: 10,647thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,054thTop
10%
Most Authoritarian: 12,006thMost Efficient Economies: 12,876thBest Weather: 14,098thMost Income Equality: 15,153rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,585thHighest Economic Output: 18,641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,944thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,491st
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1%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 27th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionMost Influential: 51st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 58th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionTop
5%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 64th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 66th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 96th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 100th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 106th in the regionMost Inclusive: 199th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 200th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 208th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 262nd in the regionBest Weather: 312th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Drug Use: 365th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 381st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 394th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 411th in the regionMost Income Equality: 420th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 422nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 426th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 454th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 489th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 514th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 569th in the regionMost Primitive: 595th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Gozira was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, the most commonly-worn shoes are concrete ones.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Gozira voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Ever-Wandering Souls".
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, finding half a worm in your apple is an arrestable offense.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, genetic screening weeds out citizens whose legs don't bend easily at the knee.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, a wide-ranging purge of leading officials and family members is being carried out by Martial Commander Badratakor Finkrall.
  • : Following new legislation in Gozira, many of the country's largest dumps can be seen from space.
  • : Gozira lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Gozira lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.

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