The Please Push Up Endorse Cap of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Toni with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, deadly medical pandemics, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.704 billion Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central. The average income tax rate is 42.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territoriesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,641 trillion HKKNT Federal Yuens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 418,316 HKKNT Federal Yuens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories's national animal is the Human, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories is ranked 168^th in the world and 6^th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 39,141.8 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.