The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.929 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 280,363 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, Guyomartandian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 1,976^th in the world and 112^th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.92 on the Human Development Index.