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The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand

“For the Empire, we shall protect” Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific



Population4.929 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Friendly NationStates of Guyomartand is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.929 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,381 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 280,363 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, Guyomartandian soldiers are assured their new ray-guns will finally power up after the next round of ominous chanting, it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven, and frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 1,976th in the world and 112th in The North Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 96.92 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 360thMost Devout: 398thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 512thLowest Crime Rates: 514thHighest Poor Incomes: 540thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 561stMost Influential: 637thMost Corrupt Governments: 747thLargest Governments: 769thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 862ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 981stHealthiest Citizens: 1,126thTop
Most Developed: 1,976thHighest Average Incomes: 2,020thMost Authoritarian: 2,194thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,014thMost Conservative: 3,603rdSmartest Citizens: 3,733rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,896thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,983rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,683rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,146thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,236thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,087thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,211thMost Extreme: 6,328thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,100thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 7,682ndBest Weather: 7,808thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,905thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,246thLargest Mining Sector: 9,264thHighest Economic Output: 9,648thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,319thMost Income Equality: 12,774thMost Cultured: 13,399th
Highest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 29th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 35th in the regionLargest Governments: 37th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 56th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Developed: 112th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 117th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 120th in the regionMost Extreme: 143rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 175th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 193rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 196th in the regionMost Conservative: 214th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 228th in the regionMost Influential: 228th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 260th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 268th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 285th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 292nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 304th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 307th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 309th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 351st in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 399th in the regionBest Weather: 426th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 429th in the regionMost Stationary: 437th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 451st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 572nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 649th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 656th in the regionMost Cultured: 688th in the region

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