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The Holy Empire of Guyomartand

“For the Empire, we shall protect” Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific



Population8.526 billion

LeaderHallowed Emperor Charles Henston

CurrencyChromia Credit
AnimalGuyomartandian Moose

The Holy Empire of Guyomartand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Hallowed Emperor Charles Henston with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.526 billion Guyomartandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperialis. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Guyomartandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,803 trillion Chromia Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 328,822 Chromia Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government confiscates candy from babies for 'the greater good' of the nation, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon, and the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Guyomartand's national animal is the Guyomartandian Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Guyomartand is ranked 5,238th in the world and 316th in The North Pacific for Best Weather, with 300 Meters Of Sunlight.

Most Devout: 298thLowest Crime Rates: 418thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 425thHighest Poor Incomes: 426thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 443rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 475thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 556thLargest Governments: 638thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 657thMost Developed: 662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 674thLongest Average Lifespans: 742ndMost Influential: 755thHighest Average Tax Rates: 786thHealthiest Citizens: 837thHighest Average Incomes: 1,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,607thMost Efficient Economies: 2,137thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,973rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,103rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,639thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,129thLargest Black Market: 4,478thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,796thBest Weather: 5,238thHighest Economic Output: 5,294thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,685thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,343rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,137thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,513thMost Authoritarian: 9,876thLargest Mining Sector: 10,996thMost Cultured: 12,126thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,449thMost Stationary: 13,145thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,459thMost Income Equality: 15,599thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 17,905thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,619th
Highest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Devout: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 39th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 45th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 49th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 71st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 87th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 130th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 144th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 159th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 169th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 184th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 190th in the regionLargest Black Market: 203rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 226th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionMost Stationary: 288th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 294th in the regionBest Weather: 316th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 343rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 351st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 366th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 416th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 417th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 472nd in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 577th in the regionMost Cultured: 620th in the regionMost Income Equality: 725th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 726th in the regionLargest Populations: 763rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 841st in the regionMost Extreme: 866th in the region

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