Category: Capitalist Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Average |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Regional Influence: Vassal
Location: The Kingdom of Great Britain
Population | 15.401 billion |
Currency | Crown |
Animal | Griffin |
The Kingdom of Gwyndelm is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, free-roaming dinosaurs, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 15.401 billion Gwyndelmians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Gwyndelmian economy, worth a remarkable 3,372 trillion Crowns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 219,010 Crowns, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 882,639 per year while the poor average 36,320, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.
Reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, there's a hole in the heart of every Gwyndelmian city, heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk, and standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Gwyndelm's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Gwyndelm is ranked 156,173rd in the world and 61st in The Kingdom of Great Britain for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 330.72 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, heavily stoned police officers are unsure whether the recent directive to 'clean up the streets' means arresting drug dealers or hosing down the sidewalk.
- : Gwyndelm was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Highest Average Incomes, Most Patriotic, Highest Food Quality, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, there's a hole in the heart of every Gwyndelmian city.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, athletes are renowned for being the best at maths.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Gwyndelm City's playgrounds.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
- : Following new legislation in Gwyndelm, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.