“ALL HAIL KRAKEN” GLaDOS
|Category: Compulsory Consumerist State|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: The North Pacific
|Capital||Helix Labs City|
The Terrifying dictatorship of Helix Labs is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by GLaDOS with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.988 billion Helixians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Helix Labs City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 42.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Helixian economy, worth a remarkable 1,499 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 214,535 Credits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 933,997 per year while the poor average 31,190, a ratio of 29.9 to 1.
Anti-riot police are dispatched whenever two elderly ladies gather to complain that prices have increased, ghost regiments exist only on paper, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay, and the government spends billions to protect Helix Labs from a disaster that is one in a million. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Helix Labs's national animal is the Dire Wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Helix Labs was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Democratic Republic of Neworva.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Republic of Parmovand.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Allied States of Afcon.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Republic of United Western Federation.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Commonwealth of United Anglo-America.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Federal Republic of Dabarastan.
- : Helix Labs endorsed The Colourful Land of Viridiann.
- : Helix Labs was endorsed by The United Dynastic Republic of Opstan.
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