The Dominion of Banieltopia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gaaary The Magnificent with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.331 billion Banieltopians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bantropolis. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Banieltopian economy, worth 340 trillion Bonsas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,369 Bonsas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Bantropolis to enjoy their national art, Gaaary The Magnificent steals from the rich and gives to the needy, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Banieltopia's national animal is the Noble Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Bonsism.

Banieltopia is ranked 19,091^st in the world and 481^st in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.