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The Empire of Slavic Prussia

“Audaces Fortuna iuvat”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Few
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: the South Pacific

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Slavic Prussia

Population131 million

CurrencyReichsmark
AnimalEdo

The Empire of Slavic Prussia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, vat-grown people, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 131 million Slavic Prussians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.3%.

The all-consuming Slavic Prussian economy, worth 11.7 trillion Reichsmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 89,220 Reichsmarks, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.

Bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers', the new Edo Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slavic Prussia's national animal is the Edo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Slavic Prussia is ranked 249,406th in the world and 4,666th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 45.7 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,845thNudest: 7,005thFattest Citizens: 9,448thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,986thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 21,847thMost Secular: 22,546thMost Influential: 24,311thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,102ndLargest Retail Industry: 27,436thHighest Disposable Incomes: 28,127th
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Nudest: 119th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 181st in the regionFattest Citizens: 182nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Insurance Industry: 432nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 500th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 502nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 508th in the regionMost Secular: 512th in the regionMost Avoided: 528th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, ship captains always order a return to port at the slightest sign of rain.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, the new Edo Supremacy Party is faring well in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, bombs are permitted on planes for the 'security of the passengers'.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, conversion therapy coupons are a popular present for coming of age ceremonies.
  • : Slavic Prussia was endorsed by The Allied States of The Lombard League.
  • : Slavic Prussia was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
  • : Slavic Prussia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father.
  • : Following new legislation in Slavic Prussia, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Slavic Prussians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying.

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