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The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle

“Hell to Hell”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific

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Hells Ninth Circle

Population2.163 billion

CapitalNarkomanonyashegrad
LeaderArchchancellor Kim Nacht Wan

CurrencyCoke's bottle caps
AnimalSquirrel-Spider

The Glorious Republic of Hells Ninth Circle is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Archchancellor Kim Nacht Wan with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.163 billion Circleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narkomanonyashegrad. The average income tax rate is 60.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hells Ninth Circlean economy, worth 276 trillion Coke's bottle caps a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,934 Coke's bottle caps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, they say that Circleans made a dessert and called it peace, and a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hells Ninth Circle's national animal is the Squirrel-Spider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hells Ninth Circle is ranked 139,807th in the world and 5,736th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 206.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 911thMost Influential: 1,351stTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8,018thLargest Retail Industry: 8,442ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,831stMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,949thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,811thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 13,212thMost Developed: 13,744thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,951stLongest Average Lifespans: 16,417thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,789thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,060thHealthiest Citizens: 18,626thSmartest Citizens: 19,565thHighest Average Incomes: 20,487thMost Inclusive: 20,848thMost Cultured: 20,901stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,738thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,982ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,453rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 321st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 427th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 446th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 466th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 470th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 539th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 606th in the regionRudest Citizens: 677th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 702nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 756th in the regionMost Developed: 779th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 932nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Hells Ninth Circle was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, a girl's success in life is often linked to her performance in beauty pageants.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, they say that Circleans made a dessert and called it peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, the nation's air force consists of strongly-worded letters folded into paper airplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, pandemics are over and done with by the time it takes to pass the nation's stringent border security.
  • : Following new legislation in Hells Ninth Circle, it's all quiet on the western front.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 205 » Shibutani, Guer Aike, Ethnon, Yaorozu, Zzozona, Territorio di Nessuno, Hamerica, Siwale, Lux Conos, The Tampa Bay Rays, New Lakemba, Highton Islands, Shadowrik, Koda-Land, East Akra, Orado, Newpromisedland, Empy, El Fiji Grande, Brucklania, The Rhein States, Omnistria, Sattelbach, Great Bights Mum, Dar es Saalam, Prydania, Sikol, Dreadton, Corfad, The Pantheons, Libertania Democratica, Daiz, Frances Francis the First of France, The Calabash Protectorate, Notyoutopia, Interdimensional Zone, McMasterdonia, Aeolist, Loutsland, Wineclaw, Advancia-Sizzletown, Sunto, North Bratislava, The Canadian Peoples Republic, Xyrron, Selfgradatude, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Former English Colony, Pokemanland, Animu Place, and 155 others.Railroad Crossing, Pallaith, 1 very fast endotarter, Xagill, Madjack, Ravendi, Clan Spaniel, Sil Dorsett, Eraver, Dakota Territories, Seanat, The Iron Lions, Zeternia, Kranostav, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Xipher, Valentine Z, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, WeKnow, Solskjar, Moubarakistan, Heilhum Imperius, Vincone Cae, Napnomadia, Votak Matim, Pleroma Sans Romans, Runeda, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, The True Frog, Holy Oranz, Zokk, Innocentic, Malta Comino Gozo, Lulubellia, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Noesantara, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Republica Guilleana, Merconitonitopia, A Salmon Named Harold, Godwanna, Draconian Progression, Wilkshire, Yokciq Empire, Joodey, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, Seenvorland, Nordic-British Union, Bankowiata, Ozstan, The Stratosphere Islands, Sevinland, PEG, Pasargad, Venicea, Imperial Pieserged, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Serdey Islands, Wodan, Slyakanya, Odelinor, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Nodnarb, The Jerichowan Country, Free Atlantis, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Galbadiana, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, His Enduring Majesty, Xentherida, Star Kingdom, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, The Mazur Empire, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Sachi, Glurponia, Vesteysia, Gondwanaia, Ellbonnia, Barabolia, Moneyflows, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Zemnaya Svoboda, Maott, Figyjharli, Folenz, Solcius, Wapistan, Travislavania, Dangine, Siforpeo, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, Steampunk Ariel, Qurtuba, Mon Island, Perikuresu, Defense For The World Assembly, Korean-Joseon, Tsandonown, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, New Celoveniortan, Aeurithianar, Fraystonia, Kastonvia, Duryanistan, Novremia, Sopernia, Rinadia, Kinitopia, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Card Kingdom, Nova Arcania, Singamadri, Lionia, Capablanca, Sahriastan, Morcusa Clicanskaukk, ROM, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, Nimarya, Pazair, Que Lukustinardon, Tringapore, Praeceps, TyGerria, Palgo, and Dabarastan.

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