The Republic of Holy cheesy is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by King Big Cheesy Sean the DCCCXI with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 6.115 billion Epic Gamer Holy Cheesyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cáis Naofa. The average income tax rate is 31.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Holy cheesyian economy, worth 680 trillion Cheeseburgers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 111,296 Cheeseburgers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, there's no representation without taxation, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers, and life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Holy cheesy's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cheesyianity.

Holy cheesy is ranked 61,470^th in the world and 1^st in The Fortnite island for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,382.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.