The Confederation of Hyon Delta is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Thomas Makazza with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.01 billion Hyons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rottweiler and Dachshund. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Hyon economy, worth 254 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 63,549 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue", stale 'yo mamma' insults have been replaced by 'your maternal DNA' insults, the dartboard at the Hyon Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Thomas Makazza's face, and police officers often conceal their identities to safeguard against public complaints. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hyon Delta's national animal is the Pioneerish Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Hyon Delta is ranked 154,628^th in the world and 346^th in Forest for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 80,775 Standard Monetary Units.