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The Holy Roman Empire of Idumetala

“Quite unholy, not Roman, but you bet it’s an empire.” Altu Idiabalipi

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hermit

Location: Lalidibz Iduwetalazi Kawadqib

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Idumetala

Population10.104 billion

CapitalAweli Iduwetalazi
LeaderAltu Idiabalipi
FaithJajaqibibz Idumetalazi

Currencycovetable
Animalleviathigoat

The Holy Roman Empire of Idumetala is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Altu Idiabalipi with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, vat-grown people, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.104 billion Iduwetalazis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aweli Iduwetalazi. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Idumetalan economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion covetables a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 200,500 covetables, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The news is showing footage of Altu Idiabalipi bullying an old man to the point of tears, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Idumetala's national animal is the leviathigoat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jajaqibibz Idumetalazi.

Idumetala is ranked 3,764th in the world and 1st in Lalidibz Iduwetalazi Kawadqib for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.07 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Safest: 2,088thHealthiest Citizens: 2,547thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,898thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,121stMost Pacifist: 3,220thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,536thLowest Crime Rates: 3,764thSmartest Citizens: 3,994thBest Weather: 4,065thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,072ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,330thNicest Citizens: 4,647thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,743rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,903rdLargest Governments: 5,588thLargest Retail Industry: 6,996thMost Cultured: 7,474thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,693rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,997thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,710thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,086thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,198thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,723rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,660thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,681stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,450thTop
10%
Most Secular: 18,117thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,643rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Idumetala was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, the news is showing footage of Altu Idiabalipi bullying an old man to the point of tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Idumetalan emissions at all.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore.
  • : Following new legislation in Idumetala, dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'.
  • : Idumetala was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.

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