The Who knows of Imperial Buzius is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by You decide with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.249 billion Buzians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Insert City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Buzian economy, worth 595 trillion beroes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,244 beroes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 426,687 per year while the poor average 13,162, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more, air purifiers fight smoke machines on Buzian stage setups, and what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Imperial Buzius's national animal is the ostrich, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is well thats the whole thing innit.

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