The Republic of Jae67 is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 502 million Jaeians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulanson. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Jaeian economy, worth 17.5 trillion Jaes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 34,820 Jaes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, citizens need to demonstrate a complete set of dental records to throw five bucks in a hobo's hat, Jae67 has designated Tulanson as its capital city, and couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jae67's national animal is the Capybara, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jae67 is ranked 221,097^th in the world and 4,006^th in The East Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.01 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.