The Federation of Republic of Berzerkistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal president with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 16.995 billion Berzerkistanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gotham. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Berzerkistanian economy, worth a remarkable 9,516 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 559,945 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Treason is relative, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, and doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Berzerkistan's national animal is the Eagel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Republic of Berzerkistan is ranked 3,132^nd in the world and 86^th in The East Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,982.22 pounds of wildlife per square mile.