The Lunar Covenant of Itzlan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Admiral Aslan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.972 billion Itzlani are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eclipse Harbor. The average income tax rate is 2.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itzlanian economy, worth a remarkable 7,001 trillion Silver Foxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 318,654 Silver Foxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, and the mining industry is making inroads into environmentally sensitive areas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Itzlan's national animal is the Itzlanian Ice Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Lunar Cult.

Itzlan is ranked 294,252^nd in the world and 34^th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Nicest Citizens, with 0.05 average smiles per day.