The Free Land of J Ernest Wilkins Sr is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning Giraffe population. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.837 billion J Ernest Wilkins Srians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.

The tiny, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The very strong J Ernest Wilkins Srian economy, worth 958 trillion Platinums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 60,549 Platinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,967 per year while the poor average 15,363, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. J Ernest Wilkins Sr's national animal is the Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

J Ernest Wilkins Sr is ranked 235,991^st in the world and 835^th in Memeland United for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6.32 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.