The Federal Republic of C123po is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The quiet, industrious population of 9.131 billion C123poans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Environment, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The C123poan economy, worth 380 trillion Dong a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,720 Dong, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. C123po's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

C123po is ranked 284,507^th in the world and 4,013^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.36 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.