The Free Land of Gadsenopolis is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by the Chair of the Executive Committee with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.284 billion Gadsdenopolisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gadsden City. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Gadsdenopolisian economy, worth 740 trillion gold ounces a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 89,418 gold ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tightness of border controls in Gadsenopolis leave a little to be desired, The Chair Of The Executive Committee reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Gadsenopolis's national animal is the honeybadger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Gadsenopolis is ranked 56,538^th in the world and 738^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 4,214 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.