The People's Republic of Kologi is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Razno with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 4.173 billion Kologians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirie. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kologian economy, worth 898 trillion Hujs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,315 Hujs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, the election for Razno's office's janitor is heating up, the importance of winning Olympic gold medals is indoctrinated from an early age, and it's a long jump to get onto the housing ladder. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kologi's national animal is the Folf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kologi is ranked 282,794^th in the world and 3,976^th in the Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.37 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.